DISCO PANG PANG

I know I recently wrote a very long post, trying to bring this blog up to date after my summer lethargy. However! I couldn't wait a decent amount of time to tell you about Disco Pang Pang because it is just too good. Just listen to the name.

The first time I heard Disco Pang Pang I thought it was the least descriptive Konglish name I'd yet encountered. Actually, once you have seen a Disco Pang Pang you know that it is exactly as it sounds.

Disco Pang Pang is a phenomenon hidden in the alleys of every Korean city from the suburbs to the Seoul. An arcade hall filled a single heavily padded and colored amusement ride. Middle to High School girls flock here to pay 4,000W (about $4) to spend rather too long bouncing and spinning to everything from Disco to Kpop. It's a pretty traditional amusement ride except that there are no seat belts and the main job responsibility of the workers seems to be to tease the customers with witty (or not so witty) banter.

I swear all the workers were cackling as a large group of foreigners wandered into the Disco Pang Pang arena. The whole thing was hilarious and oddly fun. We sat on the couch-like seats along the edge of the circular Pang Pang and held on tightly to the surrounding railing as it spun and bounced. The name made a lot more sense as people went flying, pang! pang! pang! into the air. The ride conductor, almost definitely a high school student, kept stopping the ride to interview us — "Where are you from? What is your name? Very handsome." My name must have been easy to remember because I spent the rest of the ride listening to cries of "Josepin! I love you!" Probably one of the more bizarre experiences I have had so far. Of course that doesn't mean I'm not going back.